You've changed. What happened to you? You used to be cool. You used to have it all! Now look at you - look at you! You were the only candy-bar with the cookie crunch - a regular cookie if you haven't forgotten and with it you carried yourself with a subtle dignity and I was proud to tell people I knew you. Back then, I could count on you.
Your conversion to an all-chocolate cookie was a bold, audacious, giant mistake. You're now a mere shadow of your former self. Flamboyant, edgy, over-the-top, in-your-face - can't you see it's too much?! Your ruse seems to have fooled most, but not me. So, just like that I'm writing you off Peanut Butter Twix - for good.
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June 18, 2008 at 8:19 AM
Thanks for the invite Sarah! Your kids are so cute- I love the little sidebar pic of Dallan. I'm glad to be able to keep in touch a bit.June 18, 2008 at 5:45 PMOh to recount bad ninja movies and poor sniper or knife fight sound effects over a big sandwich or pizza. I miss these conversations with you... I miss you guys.June 25, 2008 at 9:00 AMHAHAHAHA...I'm laughing hysterically at this open letter. I didn't know they changed to a chocolate cookie. That's a ridiculous move. By the way, we need to get started on our "more bread" ice cream sandwiches.
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